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جمعه 1 مرداد 1389-10:25

مادر داماد : ببخشین ، كبریت دارین؟
خانواده عروس : كبریت ؟! كبریت برای چی!؟
مادر داماد : والا پسرم می خواست سیگار بكشه...
خانواده عروس : پس داماد سیگاریه....!؟
مادر داماد : سیگاری كه نه.. والا مشروب خورده ، بعد از مشروب سیگار می چسبه...
خانواده عروس : پس الكلی هم هست..!؟
مادر داماد : الكلی كه نه.. والا قمار بازی كرد و باخته!ما هم مشروب دادیم بهش كه یادش بره
خانواده عروس : پس قمارم بازی می كنه...!؟
مادر داماد : آره... دوستاش توی زندان بهش یاد دادن...
خانواده عروس : پس زندانم بوده...!؟
مادر داماد : زندان كه نه... والا معتاد بوده ، گرفتنش یه كمی بازداشتش كردن...
خانواده عروس : پس معتادم بوده...!؟
مادر داماد : آره... معتاد بود ، بعد زنش لوش داد...
خانواده ی عروس : زنش !!!؟؟؟



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